Pressure washing sucks but having Tourettes sucks a whole lot more. Being able to curse freely without people judging you as a vulgar asshole is one upside. Watch this dude handle all 3 at once or FUCK OFF!
To all my BSDM friends and other fans of whipping here's some sound advice - "let's hold off on cracking that 80' bull whip." Unless, of course, you are into that sort of thing. In which case, crack that whip!
You're cheap. You're lazy. You don't pay for porn and you sure as hell won't pay for a quality sex toy.
Well this post is for all you cheap DIY fuckers that want to get your rocks off but are on a strict budget.
*Please note: Candy does NOT endorse any...