Lt. Aldo Raine once said, "You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't ya? Practice. " Well these ladies need to keep practicing or they won't even make it to satellite one, let alone the main stage.

10 Things Lesbians Do In A HOTEL!

Remarkably similar in many ways; and sometimes interchangeable -- test your knowledge! Are you buying a chew toy for Fido or one to lose in your favorite orifice?

It's time to review our fav GIFs of the week.

You're cheap. You're lazy. You don't pay for porn and you sure as hell won't pay for a quality sex toy. Well this post is for all you cheap DIY fuckers that want to get your rocks off but are on a strict budget. *Please note: Candy does NOT endorse any...

Buzzfeed released shocking revelations about President Trump's love of Russian style golden showers.

New Hampshire man says he lost his life savings on a carnival game and all he got was this stuffed "Rasta" banana.

5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what they liked most about oral sex. The answer may surprise you.

A pre-apology to all you douchebags about to watch this vid. In a hilarious spoof of the Cut series “100 Years of Beauty“, the very funny Circa Laughs provided a visual history of the past 70 years of “evolving douchebag style” as modeled by Matthew Brous...

This is my kind of marathon. Runner chugs beer at every mile marker during Holy Half Marathon in South Bend, Indiana.

Pressure washing sucks but having Tourettes sucks a whole lot more. Being able to curse freely without people judging you as a vulgar asshole is one upside. Watch this dude handle all 3 at once or FUCK OFF!

To all my BSDM friends and other fans of whipping here's some sound advice - "let's hold off on cracking that 80' bull whip." Unless, of course, you are into that sort of thing. In which case, crack that whip!

Once the Mecca of strip clubs for the South; sadly, now the ATL is a wasteland of shitty strip clubs.