OMG How To Make Candy Underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, this guy actually exists and is awkward as Thanksgiving dinner after you told your wife that you gave her herpes that you contracted from having sex with her mom. It's complicated.
Bradlee does, however, offer some really bad advice on how to make candy underwear. If you love candy, you'll hate it. If you're a diabetic, you'll hate it. If you're a human being that maintains more than one working sensory system - you'll hate it. You've been warned.